A Little Humor to Keep You Smiling

In contrast to yesterday’s post about taking yourself seriously, I have compiled some humor to release some endorphins!

“Being your own boss is great. You get to choose which 18 hours a day you work.”
Found: https://appraisalbuzz.com/9-funny-quotes-for-the-self-employed-appraiser/

"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be the boss and work twelve hours a day."
-Robert Frost

"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
-Joe Girard

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
– Vince Lombardi

"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."
– Thomas Edison

"If you’re not a risk taker, you should get the hell out of business."
– Ray Kroc

Found: https://www.selfemployed.com/short-funny-quotes-for-business/

“If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, you’ve launched too late.”
–Reid Hoffman, LinkedIn Co-Founder, and Venture Capitalist

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti, Legendary Race Car Driver

Found: https://www.zenbusiness.com/blog/small-business-quotes-motivational-funny/#funny

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